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Jeff Daniels - Have a Good Life

The light turn green, I pulled ahead
You crossed the street I almost killed you dead
Thank God I quickly hit the brakes
I saved your life for heaven's sakes

Though any court of law would say,
I was not only right, I had the right-of-way
You turned my sunshine into rain
When you lost your mind and went insane

Cause through my windshield I could tell
You must have family in the depths of hell
Your eyes were wild, your teeth were bared
Anatomical references filled the air

And when you flipped me off
You brought a hardness to my world of soft
There's nothing I can say or do
To make this wrong all right with you

*Chorus*
So have a good life, then die
I hope it hurts so much it makes you cry
I hope it's torturous and slow,
I hope you know your gonna go
Have a good life, then die

And when you tore the hood ornament off my car
I'd never seen an object thrown so far
When you tried to open up my door
"That's what power locks are for"

And when you took off your shoe and tried to break my window
The crowd that gathered sure enjoyed the show
I'll admit I felt some fear
When you tried to remove my side-view mirror

And when you took that trash can and started to cover my car with garbage
You set a new standard in the annals of pedestrian carnage
I'd love to stay until your done
How I hate to almost hit-and-run

*Chorus*
So have a good life, then die
I hope it hurts so much it makes you cry
I hope it's torturous and slow,
I hope you know your gonna go
Have a good life, then die

And just for the record, I'm not an asshole
And yes I'd touch me with a ten-foot-pole
And I have more than shit for brains
And no I don't think I'm insane.

And yes I do know how to drive
And no your not lucky to be alive
Cause next time I see you walkin' round.
I'm gonna run your ass down

*Chorus*
So have a good life, then die
I hope it hurts so much it makes you cry
I hope it's torturous and slow,
I hope you know your gonna go
Have a good life, then die

*Reprise*
Have a good life, then die
I hope it hurts so much it makes you cry
I hope it's torturous and slow,
I hope you know your gonna go
Have a good life, then die